Millhouse Manastorm - Sexy Male Mage April 2015

This month's mage is nothing less than blinding. His confidence and self-assurance he did not lack for. He burst onto my garrison ready to go as this month's sexiest mage of Azeroth.

"Hey Gorgeous, I'm here to light up April! Let's do this!

I am stunned. I look down to my list. This isn't correct, I am expecting... OH CRAP! Right there in plain letters - MILLHOUSE MANASTORM. But that wasn't there a second ago. It was ...

"Don't worry about that paper, sweet cheeks. We're going to WOW the world together!"

"But, but...I am expecting.."

"My butt!" he interrupted, "It's a great ass indeed. Wait until you see my orbs! Prepare to be dazzled, baby!"

What the hell did you get me into this time, Telethan? You told me this month was....I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO...

Millhouse disrobed and began posing and playing with his orbs.

"Mr. Manastorm! I'm not ready! I need to speak with Telethan first. I think there is a mistake." Oh Light, please!

"No mistake! Here." A letter magically appears in my hand bearing Telethan's unmistakable seal. I open it and read:

    Dear Lady Towers,

    Mr. Millhouse will be our new Mr. April. He made an extremely generous donation 
    toward the orphanages for both factions. Please give him your best attention, 
    even if it is for a day or few. Take your time and enjoy the orbs he so eagerly
    wanted to show you.

    With regards,

    Telethan

A day or few?! These orphanages damn well better be gilded with gold!

I smile at Mr. Manastorm who is.... Oh..my...light, those orbs...

"You like them, huh?" He grins gleefully while lighting up the whole garrison and drawing a crowd of onlookers with his orbs.

I lowered my head and just began to draw.

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(Sadly, an overly long April Fool's joke. Please see Aethas Sunreaver for the real Mr. April.)